Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
About Me
- Stephanie Lee
- I'm 19 years old and I have a 24 year old boyfriend tht i have known since i was 15 and he was my high school crush and i finally got him to myself. I have two dogs and one horse.
4 comments:
That was funny. I told you women are smarter than men!!!
i know i thought it was pretty funny myself
Thanks for stopping by my blog. The big yellow blog on my page is Ruby my yellow lab. She'll be 8 this year. We love her to peices! Great blog!!
thanks.....i like to find random thinngs and put them on here....or just something funny....from the view that i saw i thought it was a golden.....im a sucker for golden
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